December 4, 2009

U.S. military asks DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) to figure out a way to create super soldiers that can hibernate like animals, but first, they need to create undead pigs to experiment on!

Full article: http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/12/pentagon-zombie-pigs-first-then-hibernating-gis/

Spiritual guru gets seven years for child abuse charges in Munich.

Guru Oliver Shanti, 61, whose real name is Ulrich Schultz, was convicted of 76 counts of child abuse, after years of abusing the children of his devotees over a ten year period.

Virgin's Galactic SpaceShipTwo, the first commercial spacecraft to debut Monday in the Mojave Desert, California at Scaled Composites.

For about 2.5 hours, the spacecraft will fly it's passengers into orbit, for a mere $200, 000.


After sixty-years of reports, the British Ministry of Defense officially closes it's doors on it's department of UFO investigations.

The Ministry of Defense, where UFO's are no longer a concern, thus their investigations have been canceled.
Full article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/ufo/6723067/MoD-department-that-investigated-UFO-sightings-closed.html

Famous Mumbai numerologist Sanji B. Jumaani will study his clients birth numbers, along with other important numbers in the persons life and will suggest life decisions such as changing their name, wardrobe or jewelry in hopes of a better fortune.

Sanji B. Jumaani is a famous numerologist, helping those even more famous then himself such as Bollywood stars, and even Indian companies to change their names and logos.
Full article: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/05/business/global/05numbers.html?_r=1&ref=business

1 comment:

Xenu said...

Just imagine all yo-yo's that will head to the mall when the dead start to walk the earth. Look what Dawn of the Dead did to people.