Monday, November 8, 2010

YouTube video warning by conspiracy theorist (and alien?) Colleen Thomas goes viral

You feel that chill outside? No, of course you don’t. The weather is getting warmer and warmer right now. Why? Ex-communist and ex-Nazi Pleiadians and Lizard People, that’s why. Galaxy mother / BlogTalkRadio personality / future Fox News anchor Colleen Thomas has gone onto the YouTube from her well-appointed home to tell us that this country is going to explode today from dirty bombs because President Obama, in league with these evil forces, left us behind. Make sure your human meat is not overcooked by these bombs, because otherwise the reptilians won’t be able to sell it on the black market, in space! And please somebody tell this to Obama, because he’s going to die in a space tsunami over there after the Lizard People turn their backs on him.

Full article: http://wonkette.com/429668/pleiadians-lizard-people-going-to-explode-america-while-obama-is-in-asia

Canadian homeowners hope to change address, because the number FOUR means death, according to Chinese numerology

A Markham couple downsizing for retirement got a rude lesson recently in Chinese numerology.  Graham and Lucie Canning moved into a neighbourhood near Highway 7 and Woodbine Ave. in 1984, when it was “pretty much an Anglo community,” Graham Canning says.  Over the years Chinese restaurants opened, Cantonese lettering appeared on local business signs and the neighbourhood’s ethnic composition shifted to favour people of Hong Kong origin.  Such changes suited the Cannings, who continued to live happily in the area, where they raised a son and daughter. But when they recently prepared their house for sale, a real estate agent delivered a surprise.

Full article: http://www.thestar.com/news/article/887320--where-address-no-4-can-lower-a-home-s-value-by-thousands

Man searching for Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat goes missing

Donald Mackenzie, from Stornoway on Lewis, was last in touch with his family on 30 September.  Mr Mackenzie, who is in his 40s, was part of a Christian group looking for the site referred to in the biblical story.  A friend raised the alarm after he failed to return as expected from a solo expedition on the mountain.  The Foreign and Commonwealth Office confirmed that Mr Mackenzie had been reported missing.

Full article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-11708987