Monday, June 28, 2010

Holy shit!! Monkeys are being trained as soldiers by the Taliban!?

Afghanistan's Taliban warlords have developed a bizarre way to deal with foreign forces: they have trained monkeys who love to eat bananas and peanuts to be killers.  Taliban forces have taught monkeys how to use the Kalashnikov, Bren light machine gun and trench mortars. They also teach them how to identify and attack soldiers wearing U.S. military uniforms.  Ironically, the idea of training monkeys to fight was first invented by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency. The CIA in the Vietnam War initiated a program that used the peanuts and bananas as prizes to train some "monkey soldiers" to kill Vietnamese in the jungle, according to a report by British media on June 27, 2010.

Full article: http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/90001/90777/90851/7043384.html 

Witchcraft blamed for Zimbabwe youth's ordeal with snake which caused chronic pain from his foot to his genitals!

A Bulawayo family has made a desperate plea for help after a 16-year-old boy claimed a SNAKE was entering his body through the foot and EATING his privates following sex with a married woman believed to be “locked” – a witchcraft practice common in parts of Zimbabwe.  The teenager from the Paddonhurst suburb told the Bulawayo Chronicle he met the woman – named as Sharon Manjoro -- at Bell Mine in Amaveni, Kwekwe.
Full article: http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-2736-Runyoka+sex+boy+Snake+eats+privates/news.aspx 

Crop circle appears near Wiltshire, the UFO capital of England

The circular 90m (300ft) design, believed to represent the passage of the Moon and Sun, contains 193 rings, including six key circles and a seventh in the centre.  Crop circle expert Karen Alexander said: ‘This is the most complex circle so far this year.’ The formation, near the village of Mere, is the first in the area since 1997.

Full article: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/833112-mysterious-new-crop-circles-at-ufo-capital-of-britain 

Murderer and Manson follower, Bruce Davis denied parole

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has rejected a recommendation to parole Bruce Davis, a member of Charles Manson’s cult who was convicted of taking part in killings in 1969. Mr. Davis, 67, is serving life sentences for two 1969 slayings, although he was not involved in the infamous murders by Manson followers of the actress Sharon Tate and six others in Los Angeles. He was convicted of helping kill Gary Hinman and Donald Shea, who lived in the Manson commune. Mr. Schwarzenegger, a Republican, said in a letter made public Monday that he was reversing a January decision by the state parole board because the murders were “especially heinous.”

Full article: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/29/us/29brfs-GOVERNORDENI_BRF.html?_r=1


Woman claims car crash caused by vampire sighting near Fruita, Colorado!

A Fruita woman who crashed her car into a canal Sunday night blamed a vampire for the accident.  The woman was driving on a dirt road near Fruita about 11 p.m., when she said she spotted a vampire in the middle of the road and put her car in reverse.  When troopers arrived, they found the woman's car in the canal but could not find the vampire.
Full article: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/24071692/detail.html 

Lady Gaga admits to bizarre clothing inspired by Illuminati dream

Rumours about Lady GaGa's supposed ties to the Illuminati cult have been around for a while now.  Lady G has revealed that a bizarre dream was the cause of all of this. GaGa claims that her weird dress sense and stage shows are in fact inspired by an Illuminati dream.  She told Rolling Stone Magazine: “I have this recurring dream sometimes where there’s a phantom in my home. He takes me into a room, and there’s a blond girl with ropes tied to all four of her limbs. And she’s got my shoes on from the Grammys. Go figure - pyscho. And the ropes are pulling her apart.”
Full article: http://www.mtv.co.uk/artists/lady-gaga/news/228623-lady-gaga-isnt-that-an-illuminati-ritual 

Cult leaders promise no more ritual killings throughout community of Benin City, Nigeria

Barely one month after criminals and kidnappers were cursed by traditional worshippers in Benin City, the Edo State capital, secret cult leaders have pledged to stop cult-related killings.  The cult leaders were said to have met with the Benin monarch, Oba Erediauwa, last week where they promised to stop killing of young cult members.  Cult-related killings have claimed many lives in the past.  A source said the cult leaders told the monarch that their resolve to stop killings, especially young ones, was as a result of several meetings among themselves.  The source said the monarch urged the secret cult leaders to end the rampant cult related killings and work towards developing the state.

Full article: http://thenationonlineng.net/web3/news/3782.html